Finger joints! For typing, holding pens, and obnoxiously cracking when I’m about to start a new scene.
Paper! And subsequently trash cans, for throwing crumpled balls of said paper.
Windows! So I can stare out of them all Broody Writer like.
Candles! For mood lighting when I want to seduce my book into finally revealing the solution to this plot hole.
Chairs! For, you know, sitting!
Lamps! For, you know, seeing!
Ice cream! So I can cry into the handy bucket it comes in while sad-eating over my latest rejection.
Email! For getting those rejections even faster.
Twitter! For NETWORKING, of course… What? I’m not addicted, you’re addicted!
Procrastination! So I can… eh, I’ll finish this sentence later.
And lastly… This one’s not a joke… I am enormously grateful for all of YOU awesome people for reading this blog and lending your continuous support. I appreciate every single one of you.